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evil sess
11-25-2006, 05:04 PM
Hi, welcome to my pizza tutorial. In this tut, you will learn how I make pizza.

Materials needed (ingredients):
-Dry Yeast (should come in the form of powder)
-Water (warm)
-Salt
-Sugar
-Oil (any oil works, preferrably olive)
-Flour (A LOT of it)
-Tomato Sauce
-Tomato Paste
-Oregano Leaves (preferrably crushed)
-Onion Salt
-Garlic Salt
-1 teaspoon
-1 tablespoon
-1 small cooking pan
-1 pizza pan (those big, flat round pans that go in an oven)
-An oven
-A stove (rofl, I had to put those in)
-1 Medium-sized bowl
-Cheese (grinded)
-Topping of your choice

Ok, some people think making a pizza is hard. When really, its easy. If I can do it, then you can...
This tutorial consists of 4 parts what will show you how to make the pizza.

Part I: The base of bread.
1. Take out your medium sized bowl.
2. Add 1 tablespoon of Dry yeast into it.
3. Add 2 cups of warm water.
4. Add 1 teaspoon of salt.
5. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar.
6. Add 2 tablespoons of oil.
7. Add 2 and 1/2 cups of flour.
This will make the base of the pizza, which is the bread.
Now stir it around a bit with your hands until it forms into a tanish color of goo-looking stuff. Occasionally sprinkle some flour into it and mix it in. Do that for about 4 minutes.

Part II: The Sauce:
1. Take out your small cooking pan and put it on the stove.
Now, this part all depends on your stove. If your stove has a range of 1-10 1 being the lowest and 10 being the highest, put it to 5. If yours goes Low-Medium-High put it to medium.
2. Add Tomato Sauce that covers about 1/8 of the pan.
3. Add some Tomato Paste that covers about 1/2 of the Tomato Sauce, just be sure its around the place and not in one place.
4. Add 1 teaspoon of Oregano Leaves.
5. Add 1/4 teaspoon of Onion Salt (1/2 if you want more flavor)
6. Add 1/4 teaspoon of Garlic Salt (1/2 if you want more flavor)
7. Take out your table spoon and stir it around till it all forms up altogether. Let it sit there for about 5 mins.

Part III: Back to the base:
1. Sprinkle more flour into the bread dough (which is what we made in part I) till it gets soft, like a baby's butt. ROFL
2. Roll it out into a circular shape and place it in your Pizza Pan.
3. Now, to make the crust, push some parts of the dough onto the edges of the pan.

Part IV: Finishing off the pizza:
1. Take your sauce pan (be sure to turn off the stove, I dont want anyone to die reading this OK? I hate having to deal with lawyers and all that junk).
2. Add your sauce and spread it out onto the pizza pan, so its layered on top of the bread dough.
3. Spread it out with your tablespoon.
4. Add some grated cheese.
5. Add the topping of your choice.
6. Throw the pizza in the oven for 15-20 minutes, preferrably 15 cause it always comes out soft and tasty.

And you have made a delicious pizza.
I will get a picture soon.
Thank you for reading my tut.

Tut written by: Ahmed AKA Dreadscythe
(The recipe is not mine, I learned it in my Cooking Class in 8th grade. lawl)
Enjoy

drugi
11-25-2006, 05:07 PM
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool cool tut :)

geepee
11-25-2006, 05:09 PM
aweosme i'll show this to my mum xD
thx alot, really unique tutorial :)

SaIRoS
11-25-2006, 05:09 PM
no mozzarella? :o

evil sess
11-25-2006, 05:11 PM
Mozerrella is the cheese you can add Vlad.
BTW, I will be making a pizza today for lunch. So I'll be sure to take a pic

SaIRoS
11-25-2006, 05:20 PM
be sure to add mozzarella to have as the result an amazing pizza like this :wub:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/de/330px-Eq_it-na_pizza-margherita_sep2005_sml.jpg


ummm, ummm, ummm, omg , omg, my mum is going to make pizzzzzzzaaaa right away for the supper omg omg I am kinda WTf what a coincidence

evil sess
11-25-2006, 05:21 PM
Is that pizza even legal?

SaIRoS
11-25-2006, 05:28 PM
lol, what do you mean? italian pizza !

BouncingBalls
11-25-2006, 05:29 PM
Lol nice pizza Sai :P

And cool tut :lol:

SaIRoS
11-25-2006, 05:32 PM
well, I googled the image. My mum makes it square :P

evil sess
11-25-2006, 06:05 PM
Did you say Italian pizza?
Wow, lol!!!
Italians were the ones that first made pizza.
Therefore you cant call pizza italian pizza because all pizza is already Italian

SaIRoS
11-25-2006, 06:08 PM
lol, yes you are right. I am from Italy btw, that's why I saied italian :P

evil sess
11-25-2006, 07:07 PM
I know you are italian..

Xero
11-26-2006, 08:25 PM
Lol, nice, might come in handy when I live on my own house;)

Deleted the other topic btw.

drugi
11-26-2006, 08:40 PM
turkish pizza is cooler :)
http://www.tuerkei-home.de/Fotos/Kochen/Lahmacun.jpg

shadowwalker
11-26-2006, 08:43 PM
:o

:o

SaIRoS
11-26-2006, 09:03 PM
turkish pizza is cooler :)
http://www.tuerkei-home.de/Fotos/Kochen/Lahmacun.jpg
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please don't call this pizza, it could be something similar, but the original pizza is tomatos + mozzarella (cheese) only :P

brokenversion
11-26-2006, 10:20 PM
nice cooking tut :D thnx for the share

Xero
11-30-2006, 05:52 PM
Its Turkish pizza, and yes, its pizza and nothing else :P It doesnt look very tasty, but I find it much tastier than regular pizza :)

STEO
01-03-2007, 11:38 AM
great tutorial :D

.Envy
01-03-2007, 11:39 AM
lmao lmao lmao lmao

gan_187
01-10-2007, 09:15 AM
my mom makes square pizza too because of the pan ^^
and Sai can you still eat cheese products? coz italians are crazy about cheese like mice ^^ but youre russian and you dont like vodaka(now thats a lol)

AngleBox
07-26-2007, 05:47 PM
or if u wanna make something quick buy a microwave pizza :) lol

mister_d2
12-30-2007, 10:07 PM
nice
ill post outcome if i do it :P

Lexi
05-22-2008, 08:00 PM
Wow cool I so have to try this out lol I'll show pic how mine came out (Last time i made pizza in the oven I lit it on fire :P)

chilmaxin
06-09-2008, 02:04 PM
This tut would be the shit if it had some pics...

Handbagstory
06-09-2008, 02:09 PM
Oeh, bumping, FUNNY.

Sess is dead so no pics at all.

vanLeent
06-09-2008, 02:09 PM
I can remember about half a year a go me and my friends tried to make our own pizza...

we epic failed so horrible... pizza tasted like dough and salt with some crappy tomatoe sauce on top