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PenguinThatCan
01-16-2007, 01:16 AM
Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"

Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"

Day 3:
"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "No dear, it's because your 25.

hehe.. :silly: :wub: :silly:

bmiz
01-16-2007, 01:23 AM
lol....u blonde penguin?

PenguinThatCan
01-16-2007, 01:29 AM
lol maybe !!! *Rolls Eyes*

evil sess
01-16-2007, 01:35 AM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

nice

freecandy
01-16-2007, 01:36 PM
LOL

{::Tiesto::}
02-12-2007, 11:45 AM
hehe heard that before but every time sounds funny!!!

.vision
02-12-2007, 11:50 AM
lol nice :P

freecandy
02-12-2007, 12:12 PM
That should`ve been posted in Jokes thread i made

.Turbo
02-17-2007, 11:32 PM
I don't get it. Why would a 25 year old go to school?

SaIRoS
02-17-2007, 11:35 PM
why would a guy bump old threads?

.Turbo
02-17-2007, 11:42 PM
Jan 16 2007, 02:16 AM aint old

oh shit I thought it was Feb but it aint. sorry for trying to be a smart ass :(